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Thursday, May 10th

Amy Lee In Digital Form

Have you ever wanted to dress up a taller, skinnier, and prettier Amy Lee of Evanescence? I know I have, and I did. Guys, massage that latent homosexuality stereotype and head on over to the Cartoon Doll Emporium and see if you can work the clunky non-Flash interaction of the dress up function (I used Firefox 2.0 for Mac, which was probably the issue).

Here are the results of maybe fifteen minutes of work:

Much harder than it looks.

Written by Jay DiNitto
> Design, Music | 9:46 pm |

68 Responses to “Amy Lee In Digital Form”

On 05/11/07 12:40 AM, Seth Werkheiser said:

At what point during the process do you get to kick out various members of your band?
On 05/11/07 7:45 AM, Jay DiNitto said:

That functionality was PC-only
On 05/11/07 10:37 AM, Tim O. said:

this version also seems a little more tan
On 05/11/07 11:46 AM, Rob said:

Does it have the option to have her switch her entire image into a pop icon a la Gwen Stefani in 2009?
On 05/11/07 12:37 PM, Dr. Jones said:

You forgot the cankles
On 05/11/07 1:41 PM, Robbie said:

Laughing @ Seth!

And nothing to address the sound? What if I want her to SOUND better?
On 05/11/07 4:26 PM, England said:

This might be Amy Lee if they made a Disney movie about Evanescence.
On 05/11/07 5:16 PM, The Theory said:

http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/dollmakers/my-pic.php/doll_num=dollz383/file0=dollz1.gif/x0=25/y0=40/z0=0/file1=dollz6.gif/x1=109/y1=140/z1=1/file2=dollz10.gif/x2=337/y2=156/z2=2/file3=dollz7.gif/x3=253/y3=136/z3=3/file4=dollz2.gif/x4=104/y4=89/z4=4/doll.gif

easy as pie.
On 05/12/07 1:12 AM, smick said:

^somehow you made her look homeless.
On 05/26/07 4:40 PM, Emily said:

I love your music! you rock!
On 12/28/07 12:18 AM, marissa said:

Just a bit of truth:
She’s a singer, not a model.
On 12/28/07 2:56 AM, Frog Alibi said:

True but she’d be equally as bad at either profession.

All things considered I’ll give her points on consistency.
On 12/28/07 4:49 AM, Howard said:

Here’s one with the new Meat Socks Live w/ New Guitar Player feature:

http://www.watchingvh1.com/wp-content/uploads/heart.jpg

I decided brunette suited her best - it makes it much easier for the Moon to see her Pain.
On 01/19/08 12:23 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

you guys are retarded! Amy Lee isn’t fat!She’s gorgeous, talented, and when I met her, she was so nice! you guys are so…conformist! You think some one has to be bleach bolnde and have anorexia to be beautiful. Fuckheads.
On 01/20/08 1:34 AM, Howard said:

And YOU, so-called “non-conformist” are a generalizing, elitist, conformist-by-trade. So very unspecial.

And a liar, cause we know better: Anorexia is bad. Don’t be anorexic.

Question to the room: Who’s hotter Amy Lee or Amy Winehouse?
On 01/20/08 5:10 AM, Dave said:

But can Amy Winehouse wake me up inside?
On 01/20/08 10:20 AM, jessica said:

thats easy …. Amy lee is way hotter… amy winehouse’s face looks like a horse. you shoud have used a person who was at least good competition.
On 01/21/08 9:13 AM, Dr. Jones said:

Man, this Katie bitch is such a non-conformist.
Way to go against the norm by listening to a bunch of shitty top 40 pop music.
On 01/21/08 5:32 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

Please. What do you consider pop? I consider Gwen Stefani, Hilary Duff, Fall Out Boy, and Avril Lavign pop. I despise all of them. And while I do like some popular bands, such as My Chemical Romance, Evanescence, and Hawthorne Heights, I also like some rather unknown bands,such as the Fray and Escape the Fate. What music do you like? Because either you’re an ignorant asswhole who thinks only bands like Slipknot and Korn are true rock, or you like wierd shit annoying shit like David Bowie(yes, I know exactly who he is) or Micheal up-the-ass Jackson. So please, tell me what you guys like.
On 01/21/08 5:50 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

Another comment(I’m bored.)I bet if Amy Lee didn’t dress the way she does, no one would accuse her of being gothic or emo. Just listen to her music, her lyrics, and you’ll realize there’s nothing dark about them. I have this Morman friend, and she hates the color black and ‘goths’ and all that stuff, and while she doesn’t like Amy Lee’s image, she loves her music and feels she has a beautiful voice.
On 01/21/08 6:13 PM, Harley Quinn said:

broken hearted pigeons fly over the old woman, ignoring her. but then one realizes she has a magic eye that will the cold, dying hearts of the pigeons to warm, love filled heart. they swoop down and begin pecking out her eyes. she screams for mercy, begging her dear god to spare her. but the lord does not answer her prayers. when the pigeons are done, she is limp with bloddy wholes in place of her eyes.
On 01/21/08 6:18 PM, Harley Quinn said:

praise the pigeon lord or you too will have the same fate as the dear old woman! YOUR GOD DOES NOT LOVE YOU!
On 01/21/08 6:19 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

What the fuck? Someone needs to lay off the drugs. Learn how to spell.
On 02/17/08 3:57 AM, wart1de said:

@ Frog Alibi - some may question Amy Lee’s fashion but you have to be the first person who thinks she cannot sing!
On 02/17/08 10:29 AM, Dr. Jones said:

He’s not the first, nor will he be the last. She’s fucking terrible.
On 02/18/08 11:19 AM, Philip said:

I’m with the good doctor on this one. Go away Amy Lee, and take your godawful band with you.
On 02/18/08 12:52 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

Yeah br0z, she sounds terrible. Especially live.

o.O
On 02/18/08 2:01 PM, Dr. Jones said:

Jesus. That was awful.
On 02/19/08 6:34 AM, Howard said:

Asswhole beats Asshalf, every time.
On 03/22/08 1:40 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

This Amy Lee looks like Hello Kitty exploded on her.
On 03/22/08 4:11 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

Wen you say asshole beats asshalf, you’re basically saying Hitler is better than Forrest Gump.
On 03/22/08 7:23 PM, Howard said:

I still say it’s a tossup between who’s hotter, Amy Lee or Amy Winehouse.

http://hotmusicbeat.com/2007/08/25/amy-winehouses-bloody-bad-day/
On 03/22/08 9:28 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

Amy Lee is beautiful. Amy Winehouse is buckass fucking ugly. So I think Lee wins.
On 03/22/08 10:11 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

Compare her:
http://www.fanoftheband.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/amy-lee-2.jpg
To her:
http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1364335/article_images/amy.jpg
I think it’s obvious who wins.
On 03/23/08 5:37 PM, Awestin said:

People who try to be mean on the interwebs crack my shit up.

I used to like evanescence when I was younger, now I doubt i’d pay to see them.
On 04/6/08 4:18 PM, Katie the Non-Conformist said:

OMG, I got a picture with my two favorite oeople in the WORLD!!! Mua ha ha!!!

http://www.wikifotos.es/static2/2007/08/03/1720679.jpg
On 05/5/08 5:18 PM, Teresa said:

You people are fucking insane.. everyone cept Katie.. I agree with her completely.. if you think amy lee is fat fuck off bc there is nothing fat about her so what if she isnt a fucking size zero.. thats a good thing at least she wont be the next lindsey lohan.. makes me cringe to even make the comarison.. and if you think she cant sing ovbiously you have no ears or are deaf or something bc her voice is amazing.. so stick it up yer ass you fucking washed up pop star lovers.
On 05/5/08 6:19 PM, Katie said:

I know, Amy Lee is AMAZING. I think she is beautiful, has a gorgeus voice, a great taste in fashion, and I heard she’s really nice if you meet her in person. She is one of my role models, and I usually pick really good ones, including Lyn-Z, Kat Von D, Hayley Williams, and Amy Lee. So all of you need to fuck off and leave her alone. She is PERFECT the way she is.
On 05/5/08 6:23 PM, Jaysin said:

I have to agree with the two girls of the romm I don’t like evanesance or amy lee at all but as a musician you honestly can’t sit here and say she can’t sing cause that’s bullshit she is a fantastic singer and half of you people that are clowning her would kill to have a voice like that like I said before I DO NOT LIKE HER OR HER BAND but you have to give credit where credit is deserved
On 05/5/08 7:17 PM, KillerQueen said:

LOL. Katie likes posting picks of a fat queer and a fat bitch, neither one of which has any talent.
On 05/5/08 9:20 PM, Katie said:

NEITHER of them are overweight and they both have a lot of talent. And Gerard Way is NOT GAY. He’s married for Christ’s sake.
On 05/5/08 10:11 PM, KillerQueen said:

They’re both fat. One is an emo piggy and the other is a goth piggy.
On 05/6/08 1:17 AM, Katie said:

I have no idea how you could accuse either of being overweight. They look fine to me.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/10/15/amylee_narrowweb__300×460,0.jpg

http://buzznet-70.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/caliw/default/Gerard_UA_signing_14.11.2007_London–large-msg-119512325842.jpg
On 05/6/08 6:32 AM, Howard said:

Meat-Sleeves.
On 05/6/08 9:19 AM, KillerQueen said:

Get your eyes checker, whore, they’re both fatties.
On 05/6/08 9:19 AM, KillerQueen said:

*eyes checked.
On 05/6/08 10:09 AM, Katie said:

No, you’re the one that needs an eye appointment. They are both perfectly fine the way they are. Just because Amy isn’t making herself throw up every time she gets done eating does not mean she’s fat. And why are you saying Gerard is fat? Because he has a round-ish face? Stop being such douche begs!
On 05/6/08 10:13 AM, Katie said:

LOL, yet ANOTHER typo!!!
*bags
On 05/6/08 11:26 AM, Dr. Jones said:

He doesn’t have a “round-ish” face, he’s got a double chin.
On 05/6/08 12:07 PM, beardedone said:

Thank you, everyone who was made the last 20-or-so posts, you have brightened my day I have to side with Jay, Howard, and Dr. Jones, because although Amy Lee can sound decent(-ish) on albums, recording technology can do some amazing things and turn someone who sounds like Amy Lee live into someone who sounds like Amy Lee live with perfect pitch.
On 05/6/08 6:07 PM, Katie said:

I’ve seen videos of her live, and she sounded a lot like she did on the albulm. Granted, in some of the vidoes, her voice sounded a little sore, but she’s a singer, it’s bound to happen.
@ Dr. Jones-Gerard Way does not have a double chin. I have NO idea how you came up with that assumption, and it most certainly didn’t come from the pictures I posted. And when I said his face was round-ish, I was reffering to the sctual shape of his head.
On 05/6/08 8:05 PM, Howard said:

Katie! Call the doctor, Pronto! Well, actually: to whomever is reading this FOR Katie: Please call the damn doctor or at least a nutritionist.
It is now clear to everyone that this poor thing is not only deaf and dumb, but also blind.
Tragic, I know.
It’s okay, we’ll all be fine without her while she’s getting the required vitamin treatments. (or else, THIS COULD HAPPEN TO HER: http://www.see.org/e-pf-1.htm)
Life is hard, kid. Might want to pick up a helmet.
On 05/6/08 8:43 PM, Katie said:

What, because I like some popular bands and don’t think that perfectly fine people are fat, that makes me crazy? If that’s it, then you’re the one that needs help-or vitamins.
On 05/6/08 10:02 PM, KillerQueen said:

I think you need to accept the fact that Gerard Gay and Amy Lee are both talentless fatties, and that the only reason you like them is because you’re a talentless fatty too.
On 05/6/08 10:24 PM, Katie said:

LOL
You would have no idea if I was or not. As a matter of fact, I am only about 100 lbs. and am in choir. So STFU.
On 05/7/08 5:45 AM, Howard said:

Yer right, 100 lbs. and 4′2″ isn’t lard-assish, but just… big boned.
It’s okay.
Who wants a pork chop? Man! I sure could go for a baked potato slathered in butter, sour cream, and bacon!

Katie, I will give you all the money I have - I wrote this here, so you can quote me - if you can arrange Cage Match At The Mall: Amy Lee vs. Gerard Gay. Covered in butter and sour cream. With potatoes as weapons. And plastic flatware. Oh boy, this is gonna be better than IRON MAN!
On 05/7/08 7:45 PM, KillerQueen said:

Quit being such a fucktard, Katie. Being in choir doesn’t mean you have talent. All you have to do be in choir is not sing horribly and have the most basic knowledge of singing, and no one will notice. The only people in choir that need any vocal abilities are the people who have to sing solo parts. Go back to what you do best, which is touching yourself while you fantasize about your plus-sized idols Gerard Gay and Amy Lee and how you wish it was your obese ass on stage doing what apparently passes for singing.
On 05/7/08 8:21 PM, Katie said:

LOL
I’m not obese. I’m 5′3 and 100 lbs. Stop being such assholes. You don’t know what I look like. You only say that because I like Gerard Way and Amy Lee (again, both a perfectly fine) and that isn’t a reason to make assumptions. So how about YOU go back to doing what you do best, and that’s scarfing down all the contents in your mom’s refridgerator and jacking off to your porno.
On 05/8/08 8:57 AM, Dr. Jones said:

Only fat chicks like Gerard Gay
On 05/8/08 9:07 AM, Howard said:

Mmmm. Sausage.
On 05/8/08 9:10 AM, Katie said:

I’m Jewish. I don’t eat pork. And I consider myself and most of my friends in good shape, and we a lot of us like MCR.
On 05/8/08 11:06 AM, Gerard Way said:

Sure you may not eat pork, but I bet you’d love to wrap those fat lips of yours around my sausage. Too bad I only let dudes suck it.
On 05/8/08 6:09 PM, Katie said:

I’m going to treat the above poster the same way I treat the person who was posting all those nasty comments under my name. I’m guessing…Dr. Jones or Howard? Maybe KillerQueen? Eh, it doesn’t matter. They’re all the same person anyways.
On 05/8/08 8:28 PM, Howard said:

Mmmmm. Lard showers and cheeseburger pancakes. I think… from now on, I will substitute all bread with country fried steak. Extra mayo.
Got Gerri Way on the phone, he says, “Dip your fries in a bacon shake! Jewish people are religious so I hate you.”
On 05/8/08 10:54 PM, Katie said:

OMG Gerard is here! Gerard! I love you and I wanna have unprotected sex with you and the rest of the guys in the band, OMG, we could have an awesome gangbang! Yay! Do you like anal, Gerard? Cause I like it the ass!
On 05/8/08 11:35 PM, Katie said:

He has nothing against religion. He just doesn’t like it for himself.
On 05/9/08 5:12 AM, Howard said:

So… if there was a lifeboat with room for only one more person… and he had to choose between a Jewish person and an atheist…
On 05/9/08 9:29 AM, Katie said:

IDK. I’m not Gerard Way. Probably the person he knows more. Who would YOU choose, Howard?

Thursday, May 10th

Amy Lee In Digital Form

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