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Tuesday, December 4th

Courtney Love Looking For Web Designers

If you’re a web designer, Courtney Love may have a job for you.

“write to jason t and tell him/me about yourself if you ior yoru comapny wnats to design an easy peasy amazinfg triplet of sites and can improve upon the radiohead paradigm and also can keep metuclous records and cvan prove it and are willing to be subjected to a background check- a serious one- in teh sense that if youve ever ripped anyone off- dont come around! okay?
but loads of great people are on my space- and webiste designers- todays your lucky day unless my company steps it waaaay up i mean like yesterday= its nothing personal but im slashing my budget by 3/4 that means if noones willing to reallyt outthe time and effort in then im going to have to say au revoir to them- if im n ot happy to sign their checks or they overcharge me for the things i really need to make this succesful then i can no longer afford them in my life , ive c ut back massively onclothes and getting a new second hand car, why the hell not, and going without extranbous legal and changing up and freeing my time from accounting forensic accounting and crazy deals i willregret for the rest of my life- i have only myself to decalre “Now i will stand up for my family” and with that determination and commitment even to stand alone and fight the biggest uphill battle pissing lots of people off c os the NOW me has read some substantially significant financial books about what efficent people do for your dollar and what they sure as hell do NOT do , this is the only way to VICTORY, i need to stop texting so much i neecd to put my health and creative life first and make one line texts”

Written by Blake Garris
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16 Responses to “Courtney Love Looking For Web Designers”

  1. On 12/4/07 2:12 PM, Brian said:

    it gets more and more painful to read.

  2. On 12/4/07 2:14 PM, Matthew Moore said:

    COURTNEY LOVE LOOKING FOR PROOF READERS

  3. On 12/4/07 2:30 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

    au revoir

    How did she spell that correctly?

  4. On 12/4/07 2:31 PM, sleepy said:

    hey Jay… maybe you can improve upon the radiohead paradigm!

  5. On 12/4/07 2:34 PM, Blake Garris said:

    Yeah, I was thinking of Jay when I posted this. Thinkin’ of ya Jay!

  6. On 12/4/07 2:40 PM, matt spiel said:

    she needs a good grammar lesson way more than she needs a good website. sheesh.

  7. On 12/4/07 2:44 PM, thewake said:

    I think these are fake.

  8. On 12/4/07 2:58 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

    I’d rather give myself a root canal than take her on as a client.

    I can’t imagine how effed up the sites would look if she had her druthers.

  9. On 12/4/07 3:42 PM, Steve-o said:

    mother of god, someone buy her a dictionary or a spellchecker.

    who would want to work for her? she would most likely misspell your name on the check so you couldn’t cash it.

  10. On 12/4/07 3:43 PM, Seth Werkheiser said:

    and then kill you. OOPS.

  11. On 12/4/07 4:22 PM, sleepy said:

    i think a spellchecker won’t do much good to those missing brain cells.

  12. On 12/4/07 6:00 PM, Jon Shell said:

    this is so entertaining.

  13. On 12/5/07 12:07 AM, Joshua said:

    I knew I was missing my medical dilemma for the week. Thanks, Blake, for making sure that the doctors in my life are never broke.

    I think that a spell-checker would not be well-suited for this case. It would probably destroy her computer and everything in a 20-foot radius. But that might be a good thing. No more Courtney Love.

  14. On 12/5/07 5:59 PM, Raven said:

    You guys are dick heads man. Leave the bitch alone. I’d do it if I could but web design isn’t my forte at all. And when you punks can be where she’s at, talk shit. Pussies.

  15. On 12/5/07 7:10 PM, Howard said:

    Raven - I mean, Courtney? - buck up, lil’ camper!
    We can talk shit because she’s been begging for it ever since allowed us to see her gut. And her ass. And her terrifying breast. And just what the hell is going on with her lips these days?

    This isn’t that hard of an exchange to comprehend. Now get on back to work, we’re jonesin’ for more literary skag.

  16. On 12/6/07 10:10 AM, KillerQueen said:

    I love how she manages to spell ‘paradigm’ correctly in the midst of all the other jumbled shit. This bitch is awesomely fucked up. lmao


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