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Thursday, December 27th

Jay’s Top 10 Album List of 2007

I don’t post here much any more, being the editor of one of the unholy spawn of Our Fearless Leader’s sclerotic yet productive gray matter. The sheer velocity of my useless opinion, though, qualifies me to pass unwarranted judgement on your personal music interests log into the admin console and create another mock-worthy personal top 10.

You gadflies.

10. DethklokDethalbum
A competent death metal album making fun of death metal, from a fictional death metal band that went on tour in real life. I don’t think this could ever happen again in this particular instance of a universe. The power of statistical analysis compels you (to listen)!

9. The ChariotThe Fiancée
Didn’t like their first two releases nor their live show, but this one pushes all the right buttons for me. It’s the junior slam.

8. Benea ReachMonument Bineothan
This was technically released in 2006, but only saw US distribution this year, so it counts in my book. Detuned and dense metal. Experimental without being noodley or flaccid; there’s plenty of power behind this. And their videos are actually good. I only know about them from a recommendation, but I know with more promo they could go places.

7. MaeSingularity
Cry about it.

6. UVERworldBugright
The Japanese version of an Anberlin/Linkin Park lovechild. Is that enough comment material for you? There will be more to choose from…

5. Beat CrusadersEpopMAKING
This is what happens when Reggie and the Full Effect throw beer bottles filled with grape soda at a Descendents show.

4. BaronessThe Red Album
Buy this for Baizley’s artwork if their tricky rhythm stoner-indie-something bombast doesn’t appeal to you. Their big, raw riffs and Stonehenge vocals will reverberate in your head ad nauseum because they scooped out your brains while you were unconscious.

3. High and Mighty ColorSan
Another weirdo Japanese band that can’t decide if it’s metal or rock or pop. I should care about such a privation of identity, but their hair distracts me.

2. Life In Your WayWaking Giants
I’ve heard talk that they are the second coming of Strongarm. Maybe, but I can’t stop listening to this album, seeing them live, or name-dropping these dudes long enough to get into the argument.

1. Holy Roman EmpireThe Longue Duree
Okay, I know half of you indie retards secretly pine to siphon out Pete Wentz’ intestinal gases for the Clandestine shrine back home, blasting Paramore’s latest single all the while. Now you can listen to power pop-rock in the car with your bearded Pabst-wielding friends without being embarrassed by stupid lyrics or limp-wristed riffage. Emily Schambra’s classically trained vocals round out the driving powerhouse instrumentation behind her, formed and shoved out the speakers by ex-members of a zillion decent to great bands you’ve heard of. Get into them now before they get big and you’re forced to hate them.

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38 Responses to “Jay’s Top 10 Album List of 2007”

  1. On 12/27/07 12:16 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

    I type too much.

  2. On 12/27/07 12:27 PM, ericalynn. said:

    I’m suprised to see The Chariot on there. Their newest album didn’t seem much (if any) different than the last two.
    But Holy Roman Empire is in a good spot.

  3. On 12/27/07 12:58 PM, Seth Werkheiser said:

    Oh look at me. I’m Jay and I like music from places besides America. Love it or leave it, bro! hahah

  4. On 12/27/07 1:04 PM, The Theory said:

    dethklok! that is another album I need to pick up…

  5. On 12/27/07 1:17 PM, sammy said:

    Benea Reach…it’s no “Motivation Song” but it still rules.

  6. On 12/27/07 1:20 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

    sammy could be the best, the best…

  7. On 12/27/07 1:43 PM, Frog Alibi said:

    Now this is a list I could actually get behind. Maybe not all of it, maybe not my personal top ten, but much closer to the mark.

  8. On 12/27/07 3:48 PM, Ben said:

    hahaha the motivation song…love that album…still brings the metalic laughs…

    glad to see benea reach on there…great band thats not gettin a lot of recognition…

    great list…Holy Roman and Baroness are def in my top this year…

  9. On 12/27/07 4:00 PM, Philip said:

    Go forth and die. \mm/

  10. On 12/27/07 4:58 PM, Howard said:

    Nice Baroness love.

    Benea Reach + two Japanese bands ≠ Multicultural Hipster

    (but… might get you a hot Swedish chick’s number)

    Anyone hear the Bloodhorse E.P.? Musically I’d call them Baroness with more of the breath of Hell. But nowhere near as badass artwork.

  11. On 12/27/07 6:57 PM, Josh Mock said:

    The Bloodhorse EP was definitely worth the listen, for sure. Not in my top albums of the year, but still a solid release.

  12. On 12/27/07 7:41 PM, Paul A Harper said:

    wasnt selfmindead supposed to be the eventual successor to refused?

  13. On 12/27/07 9:08 PM, zach said:

    Other than Baroness and LIYW, I have to hate on this list.

  14. On 12/27/07 10:23 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

    Benea Reach + two Japanese bands ≠ Multicultural Hipster

    Thank God I’m not a hipster. Haha.
    Actually, Beat Crusaders are Japanese as well. And their lyrics are Engrish-tastic.

  15. On 12/27/07 10:37 PM, luke said:

    the new baroness record is good, especially for stoners. but hardley worthy of being in the top 10 for the year. then again the other 9 on your list are much much worse.

  16. On 12/27/07 10:52 PM, magnumforce2006 said:

    Major props for including the underrated Benea Reach, and I guess I really need to check out Holy Roman Empire!

  17. On 12/27/07 10:54 PM, magnumforce2006 said:

    Also Jay, did you hear the new album by the Japanese band Maximum The Hormone?

  18. On 12/27/07 11:54 PM, ryan said:

    you’re a sweet kid, jay.

  19. On 12/28/07 12:02 AM, Jay DiNitto said:

    magnum, yes I have heard them. I like the music, but the vocals turn me off at times, so I don’t really pursue it.

    Same thing with Nightmare. The music is awesome, but the vocals kill it for me. Good band though.

  20. On 12/28/07 3:01 AM, Frog Alibi said:

    Give Maximum another listen. It took me a few songs but I really dig it now. Japanese or not, it just sounds like fun.

  21. On 12/28/07 4:42 AM, Howard said:

    There you go… name-droppin the Animé again.

  22. On 12/28/07 8:28 AM, magnumforce2006 said:

    I’d also recommend giving MtH another chance, but then again, I actually was pretty entertained by the vocals at first glance.

  23. On 12/28/07 9:07 AM, Jay DiNitto said:

    Okay, fine. I’ll listen to them again. You turds.

  24. On 12/28/07 9:28 AM, Philip said:

    Benea Reach is my new favorite band because of this list. I had no idea the Selfmindead guys were still around. Salute.

  25. On 12/28/07 9:56 AM, Jay DiNitto said:

    We please to aim.

    But there’s too many positive responses to this list.

    Something has gone awry.

  26. On 12/28/07 10:27 AM, sleepy said:

    yes… it’s pity sympathy because we all know seth’s list was better.

  27. On 12/28/07 11:40 AM, sammy said:

    Eastern Youth is the only Japanese band I wanna listen to.

  28. On 12/28/07 11:59 AM, Howard said:

    Jay, I wish you and your list had never been born.

    That should even it out a bit.

  29. On 12/28/07 12:28 PM, joe said:

    CHA CHA CHA CHARIOT!

  30. On 12/28/07 1:25 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

    =~(

  31. On 12/28/07 2:49 PM, Anthony said:

    While none of these made my list, I’ll give you props for being the list I agree with the most. I still need to check out Baroness though.

  32. On 12/28/07 4:03 PM, Seth Werkheiser said:

    Howard, FTW

    Jay, I wish you and your list had never been born.

  33. On 12/28/07 5:49 PM, Blake Garris said:

    “I’m Jay and I listen to chugga chugga music and everyone at Buzzgrinder loves me.” That’s my impression of Jay.

  34. On 12/29/07 12:02 AM, ryan said:

    add in some voice cracks and a Cats reference, and you’ve got him pat.

  35. On 12/29/07 2:42 AM, jason said:

    UVERwright is pretty sick

  36. On 12/29/07 2:43 AM, jason said:

    correction…UVERworld….it’s like 8 in the morning (really, it’s close to 2) and i’m barely hanging in there while i type. good stuff though.

  37. On 12/29/07 12:05 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

    add in some voice cracks and a Cats reference, and you’ve got him pat.

    I don’t get it. =(

  38. On 12/15/08 12:00 PM, BUZZGRINDER » Jay’s Top Ten Album List of 2008 said:

    [...] This was a good year for me in terms of the harder offerings. In 2007 I kinda had to do the ice-cream-genre-barrel-scrape-around because a lot of metallish releases didn’t hit the sweet spot. While that sounds like a [...]


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