Honestly, not everyone wants to see a bunch of skinny white boys on their beloved Buzzgrinder, right? Which is why there’s just this teaser image. Why subject your virgin eyes to their extreme nerdness, right?
But if you want to take in their sexy tattoos and beards (but no Xbox controllers?!?) you can click through. It’s your choice. And I’m sure it’s just a matter of time before I see this image plastered on walls here in Manhattan.

they look bored
they look like they could use a shampoo sponsorship
Isn’t Aaron usually in the front in these Underoath press shots?
I love how un-original this cover is.
All they did was take individual shots of them all and photoshop them together…boring, much?
What’s most frustrating is their lack of beards! They’ve got this whole stupid website devoted to beards to market the new album and in this picture, on out of six dudes has a beard. One has stubble and another has really gross something, but neither of those are beards. They’re one of the least bearded bands by % and they should’ve left the beard gimmick alone.
doesn’t the kid all the way to left have math homework to finish up?
seth, i’m beginning to think you just posted this picture so that you could nail underoath with a bunch of silly one-liners. RIGHT ON!
does anyone here dig their new tune?
Hey go to this link-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=–ZbojjBDY4

its a video of them in the photo studio where they are posing for this magazine. Its pretty funny cuz the music doesn’t fit at all
j - well hey, SOMEONE has to do it!
*frrrrrrt*
Why am I associated with this?
They all supposedly shaved on the 1st of august and are growing beards until october or something.
“Honestly, not everyone wants to see a bunch of skinny white boys on their beloved Buzzgrinder, right?”
Skinny?
i beg to differ. Chris is a tab fat, and Tim isn’t to lean either. If i must go further i have to say Grant isn’t skinny at all. Just saying..
Sorry Seth Werkheise.
*place standard-issue insult about popular screamo band here*
I don’t think they’re all that horrible. Metro Station makes Underoath sound like The Beatles. Well, not quite, but you know what I mean.
I.A. Eric, ugh, Metro Station=lame. I can’t wait for this mag to come in my mail! I love love love the new song, and Ive been waiting forever for this album! It’s seriously going to be epic. And I don’t mind the beards or lack of. They’re all beautiful guys to me
dude needs a haircut.
im not gonna lie i dnt like any recent underoath album but if all the lil kids listened to the changing of times album they would know underoaths real talent
*cough*
hahaha u gotta be kidding aaron, right?
the changing of times is not the best album
O_0
bender is an idiot .
yeah the new albumz needz moar phazer peddlez