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Tuesday, May 13th

FUSE Is Looking For Losers For New Television Show

Once again a music television channel (in this case, FUSE) attempts to be edgy and cool and hip and comes off looking desperate. When writing copy for the 18-28 demographic, try not to treat them like teeny boppers.

Do you adore musicians and love people with musical talent?
Do you find yourself attracted to the emo-sensitive guy, or the blinged out rapper, or the pierced and tattooed metal head??!
Have you ever wanted to date one of them?

Are you serious? Who is the socially inept loser that responds to this garbage? Instead of asking “Do you adore musicians?” you could also ask, “Do you like supporting broke-ass losers who dream of making it big?” That might work a little better.

I can’t wait to see the quality television program that comes out of this, and the ensuing press releases I’ll get asking me to post the air times.

9 Responses to “FUSE Is Looking For Losers For New Television Show”

1. On 05/13/08 1:21 PM, XxamandaXx said:
   

   fuse sucks now, all they show are movies and lame shows… the only time they show music is either early in the morning or really late at night. its pretty much like mtv now.

2. On 05/13/08 1:26 PM, Jay DiNitto said:
   

   They ran Ergo Proxy about a year ago, which is an AWESOME series. But it was usually on late at night to compete with Adult Swim, and they ditched it =(

3. On 05/13/08 1:45 PM, XxamandaXx said:
   

   the show i hated the most was pants off dance off… i dont mind some shows but i would mostly enjoy viewing music videos. one of my fav shows was video IQ lol

4. On 05/13/08 2:37 PM, Dan said:
   

   It’s so sad, what pop culture has done to music. They’ve cheapened it. Plain and simple.

5. On 05/13/08 2:49 PM, Jay DiNitto said:
   

   Music has never been popular before.

6. On 05/13/08 4:08 PM, Joe said:
   

   Let’s see….

   Check
   Yes
   Yes
   Uhuh
   and…..Yes!!!

   Like OMG!!!

7. On 05/13/08 5:48 PM, Howard said:
   

   So… this isn’t my chance?

8. On 05/13/08 7:04 PM, Katie said:
   

   Ah I like Fuse. I’ll still pick it over MTv any day, though, even if they do seem desperate. The bullshit they have on MTv is either retarded reality shows or vile rap that makes me want to deepthroat a shotgun.

9. On 05/13/08 7:47 PM, Shanetera said:
   

   Ooooh! Free money! I want to do it!

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