Incubus Guitarist To Get Edumacated

Harvard does not like Chucks.
Spinner reports on Incubus guitarist Mike Einziger’s recent endeavors in higher education.
“I’m gonna study music theory and composition and, hopefully, the sciences — physics, cosmology,” the 32-year-old says. “I’ve taken some college credits before, but I haven’t studied anywhere in 12 years.”
What Spinner didn’t mention was that vocalist Brandon Boyd was accepted to Yale because he’s just too friggin’ hot to be denied matriculation. Am I right?



