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Friday, September 5th

It’s ‘Raining McCain’

Did you happen to miss the finale of the Republican National Convention last night? Well you didn’t miss much. What you did miss, though, is John Rich (of Big And Rich fame) supporting John McCain with an aptly titled song, Raisin’ McCain.

In an effort to be bipartisan, remember our post about Obama-themed songs, let’s take a look at other songs about McCain that should have been written instead.

Gentle McCain

Purple McCain

Chocolate McCain

McCain Dogs

Singing In McCain

November McCain

McCain Stew

Insane On The McCain

Exile On McCain Street

I’m A Citizen McCain

Lion’s McCain

Blame It On McCain

Look how witty and original I am! Make your own…

Written by Blake Garris
> Music | 2:00 pm |
More on: Big And Rich, John McCain

26 Responses to “It’s ‘Raining McCain’”

On 09/5/08 3:42 PM, Ryan B said:

Insane on the McCain…aint got no brain!
On 09/5/08 4:05 PM, Levi G said:

I wish they wouldn’t perpetuate a stereotype by having someone in a cowboy hat playing a country-esque song.
On 09/5/08 4:50 PM, Howard said:

Why Levi? Because it’s a tip of the hat *giggle* as to how full of crackers that Klan rall- er… convention was?
I swear, the collective cholesterol reading in that see of red faces could rival the 2007 profit margin of Halliburton.

McBush in my tush.
Push, push in the McBush.
McCain Unable.
On 09/5/08 4:58 PM, Levi G said:

You’d make a fine addition to CBS News, Howard.
On 09/5/08 5:57 PM, Dan Diemer said:

Raisin McCain… cause of the wrinkles, right?
On 09/5/08 6:34 PM, buddy said:

Beach party in Vietnam?
On 09/5/08 6:41 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

Howard, if you want to get technical, the KKK started out more associated with Democrats and has since grown attached to both parties. Sorry brah.
On 09/5/08 6:57 PM, rojas said:

When I read the headline, I immediately thought of 2 songs…

Raining Blood–Slayer
It’s Raining Men-The Weather Girls

So the song would go something like…

“Hallelujah! It’s Raining McCain! From A lacerated sky! Bleeding its horror
Creating my structure , Now I shall reign in blood!”

Does that sound about right?
On 09/5/08 8:11 PM, andy said:

Yeah um, I hate that I hear this country shit at Republican rallies. Seriously…I wish that they would get someone like Ted Nuggent to kick things up a bit.

That being said, I have one for the Obama camp.

“Bye bye to the American dream
No more oil and no more rights but at least we’re all green.
Remember the days when success had no cap?
Well socialism took care of that.
Well socialism took care of that.”

hehehe Okay I’ll be good now.
On 09/5/08 9:39 PM, Howard said:

First of all, Jay: Shaka, brah! Mahalo!
Second: Levi, I honestly don’t even know what that CBS news comment was supposed to mean. I love you with all my heart, so you’re just gonna have to accept me for the wandering soul that I am.

Now, where the Klan got started isn’t really the issue - I think it’s safe to say they won’t be voting Democrat this November.
Hey, look: it’s been tough on ‘em - all this wacky change has been terrifying.
On 09/5/08 10:07 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

I doubt they’d be voting Republican, either…seeing as McCain is moderately pro-amnesty. Unless they aren’t as wacky about Mexicans as they are about black people?
On 09/5/08 10:34 PM, andy said:

A lot of them probably would have voted for Ron Paul actually, so there you go. Not sure that just because someone in the KKK is likely to vote for you it means something horrific about your policies. It probably just means that you’re a candidate that will leave people the hell alone.
On 09/6/08 1:03 AM, Levi G said:

“I love you with all my heart”

I can no longer respond angrily. Shoot.
On 09/6/08 2:52 AM, Howard said:

Heehee. Howard is sneaky. Next thing you know, we’re moving in together. The HORROR!
On 09/6/08 7:03 PM, ryanB said:

Did anyone watch Colbert when he pointed out that one sign said raisin Mccain. That was funny! He has wrinkles like a raisin.
On 09/7/08 12:14 AM, Dan Diemer said:

@ryanb I don’t watch Colbert and I made that joke 10 comments ago. Colbert is stealing his material from indie music news sites now?
On 09/7/08 7:43 PM, Howard said:

I happen to enjoy a nice handful of raisins while I walk the gardens of my palatial estate. Plus, SARAH-CUDA! YEOW!
On 09/8/08 11:42 AM, brandon said:

I love the fact that the other half of the duo is a staunch Obama supporter.
On 09/8/08 12:14 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

Aren’t there white nationalist parties anyway? I’d assume they’d vote for those dudes before McCain. Ron Paul is sometimes perceived as anti-Israel so I can see the appeal to the white racists.
On 09/8/08 12:30 PM, andy said:

yeah well, you know how that goes. Anyone who is against the Israeli occupation of Palestine is all of a sudden an anti-semite.
On 09/8/08 7:22 PM, Ryan @ Milkweed Records said:

I thought McCain’s version of the Beach Boys’ “Barbara Ann” was a slightly more enlightening than this “Raining McCain” hogwash.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-zoPgv_nYg
On 09/9/08 10:35 AM, Gary Churches said:

actually rojas it would be halleluja its Mcainin men. A laserated sky. Bleeding its horror. Creating my structure now i shall MCAIN IN BLOOD. and i thought of that obnoxious country song my mom listened to bring on the rain…. So bring on mcain and my little sister likes that keith urban fag so its mcainin on sunday
On 09/9/08 12:30 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

*rolls three 12-sided dice to translate Gary’s comment*
On 09/9/08 2:37 PM, buddy said:

no one rolls dice anymore its all done online…
On 09/11/08 10:39 AM, gary churches said:

wats that mean jay
On 09/11/08 12:43 PM, rojas said:

yup Gary, you got me…that’s exactly it.

*rolls three 12-sided dice after Jay*

Friday, September 5th

It’s ‘Raining McCain’

26 Responses to “It’s ‘Raining McCain’”

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