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Friday, March 21st

Jared Leto’s Fat Movie Poster

MTV has revealed the poster for the upcoming Jared Leto film Chapter 27 which centers around Mark David Chapman, the man who killed John Lennon. He gained 60 pounds for the role, eating nothing but what we believe were babies and kitten souls.

Written by Blake Garris
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81 Responses to “Jared Leto’s Fat Movie Poster”

On 03/21/08 6:16 PM, sir jorge said:

I’d like to see him get chicks now!
On 03/21/08 7:55 PM, Josh Mock said:

Dear Lord. I’m all about the integrity of actors to their craft and their desire to really get into their roles but this is a bit excessive.
On 03/21/08 8:46 PM, Truesdell said:

You see Josh, I think any level headed person is all about the integrity of actors to their craft. However, there’s a fundamental flaw in that logic. Jared Leto is not an actor, he’s a self righteous douche bag.
And now he’s fat. Yes.
On 03/21/08 11:42 PM, Dave said:

For all we know, YOU’RE a self righteous douche bag.
On 03/22/08 12:30 AM, samsisdead said:

Looks like the “six foot turkey” comment kid from Jurassic Park.
On 03/22/08 12:41 AM, J.P. said:

Im a self self righteous douche bag, and so is Jared Leto.

Takes one to know one.
On 03/22/08 7:09 AM, Tim O. said:

hey, isn’t that the guy from 30 Seconds to Mars?
On 03/22/08 8:18 AM, Howard said:

Hey Gilligan, did you eat the Skipper?
On 03/22/08 8:18 AM, Howard said:

Plus: The Gout.
On 03/22/08 9:31 AM, cardenio said:

simply put, I like him now.
On 03/22/08 9:47 AM, Seth Werkheiser said:

30 Seconds to Another Mars Bar
On 03/22/08 11:00 AM, Chris Berseth said:

Seth FTW!
On 03/22/08 11:01 AM, Chris Berseth said:

A Beautiful Pie?
On 03/22/08 11:36 AM, Dr. Jones said:

30 Seconds to Lard
On 03/22/08 12:15 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

Wow. You guys are really stupid. HE’S NOT REALLY THAT WEIGHT, it’s called makeup and a fat-suit to fit the role of the movie.
On 03/22/08 12:20 PM, Kevin said:

Actually we aren’t the stupid ones - he gained 60lbs for the role - its not a fat suit
On 03/22/08 12:26 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

The fact that he lost 30 pounds for an earlier role kind of makes it OK to gain that weight.
On 03/22/08 12:32 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

ALL actors do it, you fucktards.
On 03/22/08 12:33 PM, elliott said:

Except that gaining and losing weight like that wreaks havoc on your body and isn’t okay at all.
On 03/22/08 1:27 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

I never said it was okay. I was saying that all actors do it. May I mention a miss Renee Zellwegger?
On 03/22/08 1:28 PM, xforewarnedx said:

I heard he ate nothing but tons of warm ice cream everyday before the filming and then lost the weight instantly. Amazing how he lost 60lbs and didn’t have stretchy flabby skin afterwards.
On 03/22/08 1:35 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

I’t is pretty fasinating how they do it. I’t like their bodys are, “magical”
On 03/22/08 2:51 PM, ben said:

that picture next to the scenepoints screen shot…look almost tooooo close…

dont worry seth your skinnier haha
On 03/22/08 3:04 PM, other andy said:

i would like to see a 30 seconds to mars “epic” music video, except with leto being 60lbs overweight.

fight ninjas/global warming now fat boy.
On 03/22/08 3:07 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

He’s going to lose the weight as soon as they’re done shooting the movie.
On 03/22/08 3:41 PM, other andy said:

i don’t care if he gains another 60lbs really. i just want to see a 30 seconds to mars video with leto fat. that would please me.
On 03/22/08 4:08 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

Why?
On 03/22/08 4:24 PM, other andy said:

am i alone in this?
On 03/22/08 4:27 PM, Nate said:

Because Katie, if you’re a jaded scenester you have to make fun of Leto because his band sucks.
On 03/22/08 4:28 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

I personally really like 30 Seconds to Mars.
On 03/22/08 4:43 PM, Nate said:

I figured you did. Your probably not jaded. I am.
On 03/22/08 5:04 PM, other andy said:

i didn’t even talk about if i liked the band or not. i was just hoping we would see fatleto get in a ninja fight. i wouldn’t even mind listening to their music while i watched it.
On 03/22/08 5:23 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

What the hell does jaded mean?
On 03/22/08 5:29 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

What the hell does jaded mean?

Seriously?
On 03/22/08 5:33 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

It’s not a word I’m familiar with.
On 03/22/08 5:57 PM, Andrew said:

Main Entry:
jaded
Function:
adjective
Date:
1600

1 : fatigued by overwork : exhausted 2 : made dull, apathetic, or cynical by experience or by surfeit
— jad·ed·ly adverb
— jad·ed·ness noun
On 03/22/08 6:00 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

Thank you! That’s all I wanted to know!
On 03/22/08 6:20 PM, other andy said:

wait, who is jared leto?
On 03/22/08 7:13 PM, Howard said:

Jared Leto has been telling his fans and friends that he likes the way he looks now and is considering NOT changing back.
He says people treat him like a “real” person now, and he can see their true intentions more clearly. He says his true fans will still love him and his 2XL self - they know that deep down inside, he’s still a great person, which is how actual Rock Stars are defined. Like how Elvis and Jim Morrison were respected so much for their art that they actually pulled more chicks when they were plus-sized.
He’s so confident of this that he’s changed his MySpace name to Jared Lardo. He says his true fans think that’s empowering.

Oh yeah, they actually filmed a video with him at his current +60 lbs. - a ninja punched him and instantly everyone was covered in warm ice cream. The video wraps with them all rolling around in warm chocolate ice cream, shirtless, and shouting, “You’re So Jaded! No, YOU’RE so jaded!” then chanting, “indie, Indie, INDIE!”
On 03/22/08 7:51 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

That’s nice. I for one will still think he’s a good actor and musician, no matter how he looks.
On 03/22/08 8:17 PM, elliott said:

Except right before my comment you had said that

“The fact that he lost 30 pounds for an earlier role kind of makes it OK to gain that weight.”

Are you 12? Please say yes. Because it would make everything okay.
On 03/22/08 8:20 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

Yeah. I’m 12. so?
On 03/22/08 8:21 PM, elliott said:

Oh, nothing.
On 03/22/08 8:22 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

:p whatever.
On 03/22/08 8:58 PM, KillerQueen said:

Heh, not to rain on all the Leto-haters parade, but he lost all that weight months ago. That said, he still is a douchebag.
On 03/22/08 9:05 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

I love Jared Leto. Now that I think of it, he and Gerard Way are really good friends.
On 03/22/08 9:14 PM, KillerQueen said:

That’s because they’re both in crappy bands, and Gerard Gay probably heard about Jared Leto’s big cock.
On 03/22/08 9:26 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

If anyone knows about big cocks it’s you, KillerQueen.
On 03/22/08 10:39 PM, Josh Mock said:
On 03/22/08 10:48 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

^funny! that comic describes KillerQueen, Dr. Jones, and Howard!!! I don’t mind Frog Alibi all that much, though.
On 03/22/08 11:46 PM, Chris Berseth said:

Wow, I had no clue that anyone was still openly “non-conformist”. I thought people realized a few years ago that “non-conformity” is really just another form of “conformity”. Apparently, Katie missed that newsflash, but hey, let’s listen to what she has to say since she’s obviously such an independent thinker compared to us “jaded, message-board scenesters”.
On 03/22/08 11:48 PM, Chris "The Jaded Scenester" Berseth said:

By the way Katie, do you even know what the word “non-conformist” means?

I mean, you are 12 and in love with Gerard Way, right?
On 03/23/08 12:14 AM, anon said:

I think the katie person is a false persona created to annoy you all.
On 03/23/08 12:21 AM, Katie the non-conformist said:

I want Leto’s wiener.
On 03/23/08 12:42 AM, Katie the non-conformist said:

Funny. Yes, I do know what a non-conformist. Going against what everyone else does. With that said, I do appreciate all the attention I’m getting.:)
On 03/23/08 12:53 AM, Katie the non-conformist said:

OK, got a picture!!!
http://www.6millionsmiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/jared_leto_gerard_way_30_seconds_to_mars_my_chemical_romance_kerrang_european_music_awards.JPG
On 03/23/08 1:36 AM, Katie the non-conformist said:

But does anyone notice?
But does anyone care?
And if I had the guts to put this to your head…
But would anything matter if you’re already dead?
And well should I be shocked now by the last thing you said?
Before I pull this trigger,
Your eyes vacant and stained…

But does anyone notice?
But does anyone care?
And if I had the guts to put this to your head…
And would anything matter if you’re already dead?
And now should I be shocked by the last thing you said?
Before I pull this trigger,
Your eyes vacant and stained…
And in saying you loved me,
Made things harder at best,
And these words changing nothing
As your body remains,
And there’s no room in this hell,
There’s no room in the next,
And our memories defeat us,
And I’ll end this direst.

But does anyone notice?
But does anyone care?
And if I had the guts to put this to your head…
But does anything matter if you’re already dead?
And should I be shocked now by the last thing you said?
Before I pull this trigger,
Your eyes vacant and stained…
And in saying you loved me,
Made things harder at best,
And these words changing nothing
As your body remains,
And there’s no room in this hell,
There’s no room in the next,
But does anyone notice there’s a corpse in this bed?
On 03/23/08 11:52 AM, Jay DiNitto said:

Well, this thread certainly took off.
On 03/23/08 2:21 PM, Chris "The Jaded Scenester" Berseth said:

The funny thing about “going against what everyone else does” is that everybody is doing it nowadays, so there’s really no such thing as non-conformity since you’re part of the conformist group known as “rebels”.

By the way, I’m sure Britney Spears loves all the attention she gets also. That doesn’t mean that her opinion matters to anyone though.
On 03/23/08 3:37 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

Whatever. Sp when you say your a conformist, you’re really a non-confeormist? o.O
On 03/23/08 3:40 PM, Chris "The Jaded Scenester" Berseth said:

Anyways, back to the original subject of this post…

I guess some people will do anything for a roll.

Roll/Role?
On 03/23/08 3:43 PM, Katie the non-conformist said:

Funny. And yes, actors will do alot to fit into a role.
On 03/23/08 4:03 PM, cardenio said:

leto ate my easter bunny
On 03/24/08 4:08 AM, Howard said:

The Gout is so hot!!!! XOXOXOXOX
On 03/25/08 12:43 PM, Seth Werkheiser said:

This post got picked up on BuzzFeed:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzz/Fat_Jared_Leto
On 03/29/08 1:58 PM, bethany said:

look all u dicks fukin listen a minite actors have 2 be able 2 put on weight and loose it again duh thats how they always suit the movie dey r makin
jared leto in my opinion will always look hot but thats my opinion coz im a true fan of 30 stm and im glad 2 see he got another role in a film so can u all stop takin it on how he looks now coz he is now skinny again so hahaha 2 all u people who thought he gonna stay fat
On 03/29/08 4:17 PM, Jesse_gerard_luver! said:

FUCK U ALL!!! JARED HAD TO DO THAT HES A FRICKEN ACTOR DOOSH!!! I LOVE HIM!!!!!! HES FRICKEN TINY!!! he has a 6 pack for gods sake
On 03/29/08 4:30 PM, Howard said:

Again, I’m glad to see that his devoted fans know that deep down he’s not a fat, ugly, toad - a.k.a “A Bad Person.” At least SOMEONE out there remembers that the REAL Jared is a tiny waif-like creature, which is proof that he’s one of the good guys.
Plus, Lindsay Lohan is a victim of The Paparazzi, which is why she’s a whore now.

WHEW! That was a close one!
On 03/29/08 5:42 PM, danielle said:

i think its funny how you guys are hating on someone you DONT know, just because he is fat, FOR A MOVIE.

get a fucking life.
On 03/29/08 6:07 PM, Howard said:

Cause fat is evil. Duh. Yer allowed to hate on evil. You do it.
On 03/29/08 10:01 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

he has a 6 pack for gods sake

You can order Big Macs like that now?
On 03/31/08 10:05 AM, Chris Berseth said:

and Jay FTW
On 03/31/08 11:17 AM, Janers said:

first he was emo while wearing silver crocs,…I knew it would lead to this

Crocs make you fat, it is a scientific proven fact, esp. silver ones
On 04/1/08 8:43 AM, tpd. said:

Holy Crow!..
I totally Hearted him untill now… :[
i cant wait till this movie is done and i can love him again..
On 04/1/08 4:00 PM, Jordan said:

After spending a week in the hospital due to getting hit by a drunk driver I feel like I’ve missed so much here at Buzz Grinder.

With that said, all I have to say is

Christian Bale in “The Machinist” look it up.
On 04/1/08 7:24 PM, Howard said:

Fat Jared Leto vs. The Machinist Christian Bale in a knife fight. Make it happen.
On 04/1/08 8:12 PM, Blake Garris said:

How ya feeling Jordan?
On 04/2/08 12:24 AM, Frog Alibi said:

Now remember ladies, he lost all that weight through clean living, healthy diet and exercise…

…and delicious low fat Subway sandwiches.
On 04/2/08 12:27 AM, Katie the Non-Conformist said:

I love subway! Oh, I get it, you’re talking about Jared!
On 04/2/08 1:38 AM, Jordan said:

@Blake I feel a lot like I got hit by a mountaineer while driving a Barbie Jeep (Geo Tracker)

Aside from that I feel extremely blessed to be alive and back on the interwebs
On 04/14/08 6:27 PM, fat bastard said:

In name of all fat people I applaude Jared for doing this! Yeah I’ll say it, ’bout frickin’ time someone stole that jojo-diet-skit from Oprah (that skank annoys me).

HOWEVER, there’s no excuse for that greasy, stringy hair…

Friday, March 21st

Jared Leto’s Fat Movie Poster

81 Responses to “Jared Leto’s Fat Movie Poster”

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