John Mayer Doesn’t Google Himself

John Mayer is combating New York Post reports that he Googles himself every morning and sometimes responds just to clear the air, due to his self obsession. Mayer via his blog:

This is, quite simply, untrue.

-John

John, if you’re reading this, I hear you club baby seals just because you can. Your thoughts?

Written by Blake Garris

14 Responses to “John Mayer Doesn’t Google Himself”

  1. On 03/26/08 4:00 PM, Reese said:

    and John, if you’re reading this, I think you’re quite attractive and weird. I like it, I think we would get along well, even though I haven’t listened to your music since Room for Squares. Call me.

  2. On 03/26/08 4:48 PM, John Mayer said:

    This also is, quite simply, untrue.

  3. On 03/26/08 5:02 PM, Jared said:

    I, personally, believe everything The NY Times puts down in ink. Everything.

  4. On 03/26/08 5:04 PM, Jared said:

    er….The NY Post….same difference, and the same rule applies.

  5. On 03/26/08 5:18 PM, John said:

    I do….

  6. On 03/26/08 9:01 PM, Howard said:

    Yes John Mayer, you’re still a knob.
    And you should be more polite to the poor bastards who have to serve you in restaurants and bars.

  7. On 03/26/08 10:40 PM, john mayer said:

    actually, i go clubbing with seal and his new baby. an easy mistake.

  8. On 03/26/08 11:14 PM, Sean Cannon said:

    howard, still holding a grudge.

  9. On 03/26/08 11:25 PM, Chris Berseth said:

    I heard that he fed the baby seals to Jared Leto.

  10. On 03/26/08 11:52 PM, Howard said:

    Yep. I’ll show HIM!

  11. On 03/27/08 7:56 AM, Jay DiNitto said:

    Is he eating an ice cream sandwich?

  12. On 03/27/08 9:48 AM, Goody said:

    “I heard that he fed the baby seals to Jared Leto” that explains how Jar-Bear got so big for that movie

  13. On 03/27/08 6:31 PM, Katie the Non-Conformist said:

    LMAO, I was watching I now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, and they were making fun of him saying how he sounds like a girl!!! And don’t make fun of Jared Leto, he’s super sexy. Just not when he’s fat.

  14. On 06/5/08 5:24 PM, Facebook follow-through | Couple/think said:

    [...] had to offer a wannabe private eye was Google. While googling the names of friends and family (and even yourself, oh John Mayer!) is irresistibly addictive, it doesn’t always work – especially if your friends’ last name is [...]

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