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Tuesday, May 20th

Rihanna And Chris Brown Offered One Free KFC Meal

Since R&B stars Rihanna and Chris Brown were caught kissing at a Florida KFC, the chicken company has offered the budding couple one free meal for their inadvertent promotion. KFC’s chief marketing officer, James O’Reilly, contacted them for this illustrious prize.

“Clearly, like our founder Colonel Sanders, you two know how to kick it up a few degrees. We could feel the heat - literally - in our restaurant that night. So much so that we’d like to invite you and Chris back to any KFC for a free meal.”

Since I’m promoting you, KFC, I would like two Snackers and a side of cole slaw. And a hat.

Written by Blake Garris
> Music | 4:00 pm |
More on: Chris Brown, KFC, Rihanna

15 Responses to “Rihanna And Chris Brown Offered One Free KFC Meal”

On 05/20/08 6:18 PM, Josh Mock said:

I still want to try one of those grease bowls with the mashed potatoes and chicken strips and gravy and cheese just to say I’ve had one. But the closest KFC is 20 miles away.
On 05/20/08 7:22 PM, Katie said:

What a romantic place, KFC. YUCK!!! Can’t stand that place…And I can’t stand Chris Brown!!! But
On 05/20/08 7:23 PM, Katie said:

Crap, my comment got cut off. But I do like some Rihanna songs.
On 05/20/08 8:12 PM, Pimp dude said:

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
They’re rich enoug anyway, let them pay themselves
On 05/20/08 8:59 PM, Dustin said:

i make out at kfc’s all the time, they just tell me to leave…wtf?
On 05/20/08 9:41 PM, Shanetera said:

I make strange stupid racist bigoted remarks.
On 05/20/08 10:06 PM, Randy said:

Finally, the racially based comment I was hoping for.
Huzzah.
On 05/21/08 5:23 AM, Chikka said:

Wow! lets all go crazy over 2 rich ppl kissing, ints no biggi man
On 05/21/08 5:30 AM, Tim O. said:

One free meal? Anyone see that Conan when he was showing off his “Free Arby’s For Life” card, and he considered taking the entire audience to the nearest one? I don’t know if he ever made good on that…
On 05/21/08 1:02 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

If they were really black they’d be in a Church’s Chicken.
On 05/21/08 1:21 PM, j said:

i can haz chikn bucket?
On 05/21/08 2:10 PM, Jamison said:

I’m not sure about the rest of you, but I’m a bit worried about the radiation aspect of all this. They could literally feel heat from two people making out.
On 05/21/08 9:44 PM, Don said:

KFC, i’d like for you to stop treating your chickens like crap. the colonel would not be happy. however, it appears chris brown and rihanna are happy and i do have some guilty pleasures for a few of their tracks.
On 05/21/08 9:54 PM, Katie said:

Yeah, I want them to stop too! Same with Mars candy, they test on animals!
On 05/22/08 3:45 AM, jordan said:

would you rather have them test on you?

Animulz totullie have the sayme rytes as huemuns
MCR 4 lyfe!!!

Tuesday, May 20th

Rihanna And Chris Brown Offered One Free KFC Meal

15 Responses to “Rihanna And Chris Brown Offered One Free KFC Meal”

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