British crooner Robbie Williams has been rather reclusive in the past few years and the only explanation for it is… aliens! He has a hot lead on some sightings off the coast of California.

“I heard about these sightings at Malibu of things going into the water. I thought it would be quite exciting to be on a very small object very high over the ocean floor knowing there might be something down there.
“We’re renting some jet-skis and we are going to go from Marina Del Ray to Catalina.”

Why is he so interested in aliens, you ask? He’s had encounters… three times. The most interesting is the time he was playing his song Arizona, which is ironically about alien contact.

“I stood on the balcony and there was this big ball of gold light that turned up – we thought it was Venus or Mars or something. Then the song stops playing and it disappears. But then we put Arizona on again and the ball turned back up. It happened four times.
“After that a massive electrical storm started and these two big massive balls of light started dancing in the sky. It was like a whole light show for about an hour.”

ALF, you get off the phone. Those things are for humans!

2 Responses to “Robbie Williams Looking For Aliens”

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   On 12/9/08 2:55 PM, andy said:

   Wonder if that shot is from the episode where ALF uses the grandmother’s bookie to place bets because he thinks Kate and Willy are running out of money.

   “Ha! Willieeeeeeeee!”

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   On 12/9/08 4:52 PM, Jared said:

   Somehow, deep down inside, I always new that Robbie Williams was the perfect person (and had an extra-terrestrial gift) to be Earth’s ambassador to other life forms. I just knew it.

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