Slipknot Doesn’t Like Coldplay
Corey Taylor, frontman for Slipknot, weighs in on his opinion of Coldplay and their latest album Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends.
“That is one of the most self-celebratory pieces of **** I’ve ever ******* heard in my entire ******* life. Go suck a ******* ****. Are you watching (Chris) Martin? Suck it. Go eat a bag of ****. I ******* hate that album. It’s music to wipe your ass to.”
Do you kiss your mother through your mask with that mouth?
16 Responses to “Slipknot Doesn’t Like Coldplay”
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On 12/19/08 3:04 PM, Matt said:
The other day I watched two women talking about Coldplay. As they spoke their loud accessories called children ran about trashing a store. One of the said, “Oh I love that coldplay album. It’s so loud, I feel so rebellious when I listen to it.” The other nodded and smiled with excitement.
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On 12/19/08 3:23 PM, McGuirk said:
I heard that Coldplay was a bunch of pricks…
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On 12/19/08 4:25 PM, John said:
I wonder if anyone’s told Slipknot what everyone else thinks of them…
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On 12/19/08 4:37 PM, Jason said:
Yeah that’s why he’s so bitter.
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On 12/19/08 5:26 PM, ryan said:
what a bully.
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On 12/19/08 5:56 PM, matt said:
he took the words right out of my ass…err, uhmm….mouth.
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On 12/19/08 6:27 PM, adam said:
he must have never listened to his own sorry excuse for music
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On 12/19/08 6:54 PM, Jacko said:
I enjoy Coldplay.
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On 12/19/08 7:22 PM, jordan said:
hmm interesting because im a huge slipknow and cold play fan so im not sure how i feel about this.
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On 12/19/08 8:42 PM, Howard said:
“Are you watching Chris Martin?” – Dude from Slipknot, long since slipped into self-parody from the lofty perch of “Mask Rock” fame.
“Umm, huh? Sorry, not sure who this is or where the sound is coming from – too busy with my new rock climbing gear. That pile of money in my living room with Gwyneth Paltrow on top is just unmanageable. Call back?” – Chris Martin.Those who live in glass houses shouldn’t cast Stone Sour.
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On 12/20/08 12:16 AM, rojas said:
Howard’s answer works for me.
p.s. Stone Sour is fucking terrible live.
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On 12/20/08 9:27 AM, joshb said:
Sure he wasnt listening to “All Hope is Gone“?
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On 12/20/08 3:36 PM, MikeyS said:
why do people keep interviewing corey taylor?? he always says the same thing. its all stars(*****) and “the”s and “are”s
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On 12/20/08 11:30 PM, Jamison said:
“I heard that Coldplay was a bunch of pricks…”
No, they’re bitches… I bet they like Sunny Delight.
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On 12/23/08 6:18 PM, secret&whisper said:
Coldplay is really an amazing band. At least me and millions of others think so.
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On 12/24/08 2:52 AM, Howard said:
ROWRRRRRR!!!!!




