In this day and age, celebrities who blog are cherished for their versatility and the way that they remind us how miserable our lives are in comparison, even on the internet! There’s Kanye West who only blogs about big breasted women and architecture, John Mayer who has to remind you that you think he’s funny and Courtney Love who well, exactly.

“But those celebrity blogs are boring and have run their course,” you say. Well look at you being ahead of the social curve. I now present you with the next great celebrity blog — penned by none other than Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes; you know him better as the first guy to give Katy Perry an engagement ring. I think I’m number four on that list.

I’ve come to the conclusion that FRIDAY AFTER NEXT is my favorite Christmas movie. I also realized Christmas even happened. I guess as the years go by Christmas becomes more about giving than receiving. We had secret santa on the bus and Tyler got me 2 Gloomy Bears to add to my already swollen collection, Thanks Ty!! So here I sit in North Carolina, 1/4 of me is watching Friday After Next, 1/4 is typing this and the other half is sitting next to me. He’s not very talkative. Maybe he’s enjoyi ng the movie. Maybe he’s plotting something spectacular. Maybe he hasn’t slept in 2 days. “GROUP HUG!!!, C’MON CRAIG!!” hahahaha, this movie kills me. I’m trying to figure out if Katt Willliams had his two front teefs in this movie or not. It’s very hard to decide. Last night Craig Beasley, Our live -in Tattoo Artist Got so high that he blacked out for a second and projectile vomited across the back lounge, it was kind of awesome. I made it out of the room before chunks were blown but had i I not it would have started a Stand By Me “Barf -O- Rama” effect and there would have been puke and dookie everywhere. Keri Hilson is very nice, I met her for the first time yesterday. Today I was mirroring one of her back up dancers, to my surprise my choreography skills aren’t really that bad. I held my motherfuckin’ own. Keri has challenged us to Wii bowling, who could resist?? We’ll see what ensues. Everyone else on the tour is showing soooo much love. Easily one of the TOP 4 tours for me, next to FOB, Roots and Estelle and I Am The Avalanche w/ Whole Wheat Bread. can’t wait to start working with Pain on this new project. People GET READY!!! Spring is gonna be soooo much fun, lots of fun news coming up. i’ll let you know as they begin to come into fruition instead of getting you gassed and anticipating, Welp ‘im gonna join myself in watching the rest of this flick and eat some ice cream pre melted in the microwave for 15 seconds on HIGH, NAPPY BOOOOOOY!!!!….. Oh and you know what they say…….NOTHING GOLD CAN STAY……..

My brain just grew, either from knowledge or an aneurysm.

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