Be My Valentine: Adele You Are Hot

Being a online music nerd has its perks, but unlike our music-producing associates, we don’t have the privilege of having legions of fans throw themselves at us (except for maybe Blake, but that’s stretching it). This year, the Buzzgrinder writers decided to turn the social aspect of the industry on its head and ask the rock star of our choice to be our valentine.

To Adele, my belle:

Dear Adele,

How are you? I am fine. You are pretty and your accent makes me feel tingly and your songs are pretty and your eyes are pretty and we should hang out sometime if you are in town. Check yes if you want to go on a date with me.

Love,
Josh

P.S. I’m not creepy like Blake is with Katy Perry.

P.P.S. Actually I heard you and Katy are friends so if we go out can you put in a good word for him? We could go on a double date to Denny’s.

One Response to “Be My Valentine: Adele You Are Hot”

  1. On 02/14/09 3:53 PM, Jason said:

    Hahaha good luck too!

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