Bret Michaels, former frontman of Poison and now reality star on Rock of Love, predicts that the Steelers will beat the Cardinals 27-24 tonight at The Super Bowl in Tampa. Here’s his explanation:

I go black-and-gold, all the way. I grew up a member of Lambert’s Lunatics [a group of fans who worshipped at the altar of the Steelers' punishing middle linebacker Jack Lambert] in the ’70s, and remember all the insanity of the old Three Rivers Stadium. It’s truly in my blood. But, I have a place in Scottsdale, and there’s no doubt that the Cardinals are my NFC team, too. I’ve hade some great times out here, and they’ve got great fans.

Now make sure you put this in the article: I would root for the Cardinals if they were playing any team but the Steelers. So this Sunday, it’s going to be Steelers all the way. I am a true, die-hard Steelers fan. They are my only team.

Shocked that he hasn’t said anything about women in two paragraphs? Don’t worry, he continues:

“Growing up there I had some good times. I lost my virginity at the Mechanicsburg fish hatchery, so that should tell you the kind of times I’m talking about.”

“Out here, the weather is beautiful. I mean, it’s 70 degrees on Christmas Day, and you can’t beat that. Here, the worst thing that can happen to you is that you sweat too much before you can get the air conditioning working in your car. And, you know, I love the women in Pittsburgh. Love them. But desert women … man, they’re smoking hot.”

So there you have it. If only he picked his women that were carefully picked by producers like he picked his Super Bowl picks.

7 Responses to “Bret Michaels’ Super Bowl Prediction”

1. On 02/1/09 1:41 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

   

   Weirdo.

2. On 02/1/09 4:50 PM, Howard said:

   

   I predict that, no matter which bandana Bret Michaels is wearing right now, it smells like urine.

3. On 02/1/09 8:53 PM, TDWP Fan said:

   

   I’m so frekin stupid i didn’t even know the Superbowl was today till a few hours ago when i was informed by someone online I’ll never meet.

4. On 02/2/09 11:08 AM, andy said:

   

   I predict that a sport with 4 15 minute quarters will take about 4 hours to play.

5. On 02/2/09 1:23 PM, Paul A Harper said:

   

   Andy! Your prediction came true!

6. On 02/2/09 1:25 PM, Tim Towner said:

   

   He was freakishly close to his prediction! One point off.

7. On 02/2/09 1:25 PM, Tim Towner said:

   

   Man, that sounded stupid. His prediction was freakishly close haha

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