Coolio Owns A Lot Of Guns

Rapper Coolio, who has apparently made amends with Weird Al after his song Amish Paradise, loves guns. He loves guns so much that he has previously served time for illegally possessing a firearm yet still can’t stop collecting them.

“Me myself personally, I’ve got 54 guns – 54! During the nineties, I had this fascination with guns. Now I’ve got 54 guns. It’s like collecting coins.

Actually it’s nothing like collecting coins. Did you know that coin collectors are called numismatists? Word of the day!

“They said I couldn’t have a gun around me no more. So I took all the guns and put them in different (places). I sold them to different people in my family. They are my guns, but I sold them alls to my cousins and s*** like that.

When life gives you lemons, go around the law.

“I have a 50-calibre machine gun. It’s semi automatic not fully automatic. I bought it in California. You can’t even have one in California no more. So I had to sent it to my family in Arizona. We put it in a car and we drove it to Arizona and that’s where that mother*****er is.”

If I was to picture an actual “Gangsta’s Paradise” in my imagination, I would picture a big house with at least 54 guns in it. But Coolio wouldn’t be in it.

Written by Blake Garris
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6 Responses to “Coolio Owns A Lot Of Guns”

  1. On 01/12/09 3:27 PM, theneedledrop said:

    helluva guy!

  2. On 01/12/09 3:53 PM, Danny said:

    Me myself personally!

  3. On 01/12/09 10:25 PM, Shanetera said:

    You guys are fucking surprised?

  4. On 01/12/09 11:12 PM, Smick said:

    it just so happens i’ve got 54 coins – 54!

  5. On 01/13/09 8:37 PM, Cool dude said:

    This guy is a creep

  6. On 01/14/09 12:24 AM, ryan said:

    he muh boi jo

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