A Bonnaroo cleaning crew made a rather unsettling discovery Tuesday when they found the body of a deceased man at the festival’s campgrounds. The corpse has yet to be identified, but initial reports state the man was believed to be from Alabama.

While a cause of death hasn’t been pinpointed at this time, my guess is that the guy saw MGMT and Passion Pit during Bonnaroo. I’d die, too, if I had to watch them.

16 Responses to “Dead Body Found at Bonnaroo”

1. On 06/18/09 2:24 PM, Nick said:

   

   I saw this earlier today. That is NUTS. You may laugh, but MGMT put on the best show of the festival. They were a duo for the album, so it can be flat sometimes amongst the pop. Now they have added three members and it creates a huge stadium rock n’ roll sound to go with a milder synth line and pop vocals. People were absolutely blown away. I was stunned.

2. On 06/18/09 3:56 PM, ryan. said:

   

   that is crazy. i guess it’s a step up from the rolling stones/hell’s angel crap that went on in 69, though. where was that at? monterey? laredo? some latina-themed city, right?

   and i don’t care what the police think, i don’t believe anybody’s from alabama.

3. On 06/18/09 3:57 PM, Cool dude said:

   

   Soo, what does this got to do with UnderOATH?

4. On 06/18/09 4:02 PM, Smick said:

   

   i thought this was going to be a review for a band called Dead Body Found.

5. On 06/18/09 4:10 PM, Sean Cannon said:

   

   i’d love to see a twee-pop band with that name.

6. On 06/19/09 7:20 AM, Jay DiNitto said:

   

   My friend found a dead body in the ceiling of a coffee house bathroom once. True story.

7. On 06/19/09 10:09 AM, joe said:

   

   Prove it, Jay!

8. On 06/19/09 10:49 AM, lucas said:

   

   i’m sure it was a drug overdose. everything in moderation(or somewhat moderation)Bonnarooers

9. On 06/19/09 1:09 PM, Goody said:

   

   dissing MGMT…. that’s very Lovedrug of you

10. On 06/20/09 10:44 AM, Jay DiNitto said:

    

    “Prove it, Jay!”

    How?

11. On 06/20/09 2:53 PM, joe said:

    

    That my friend, is for you to figure out. Good luck.

12. On 06/20/09 5:41 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

    

    I am figuring it out by asking you.

13. On 06/20/09 5:49 PM, Shawn Bradley said:

    

    proof or ur a liar, that story sounds like shens

14. On 06/20/09 7:40 PM, joe said:

    

    UGH.. FINE! I don’t know how to prove it! Find out a way! That is my response to your question!
    p.s
    A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.

15. On 06/20/09 8:56 PM, Cool dude said:

    

    JOE!! I think you seriously need to calm down.. AND THAT QUOTE.. IS the DUMBEST thing iv ever read… lol!

16. On 06/20/09 11:14 PM, ryan. said:

    

    COOL DUDE!!! LOLS ALL CAPS TWO DOT ELLIPSES!!!!!!! = point made.

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