The ultimate merchandise whore businessman, Gene Simmons of KISS, will be coming to Nick at Nite sometime soon. Generally speaking, Simmons selling a what little bit of his soul is left for another TV show doesn’t seem strange. What does seem strange is that the project is a cartoon where Simmons plays himself, except he is a dentist traveling the nation with his family in a “dental mobile.” Says the demon:

Michael Eisner is producing. I was asked to play me. The show is about a family whose house burned down, so they get into their motor home and travel the country. The script is very funny.

Also, while searching for a juicy image of Gene fresh off his facelift to post (I couldn’t find any that were nice/big enough), I saw something I missed from earlier this year — he has a sex tape. Sorry for not getting this steamy news to y’all sooner. I will commence with the flagellation.

One Response to “Gene Simmons Gets Cartoon on Nick at Nite”

1. On 01/5/09 12:43 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

   

   LOL @ Tweed’s obvious plasto-chin in the background.

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