Juggalos Congregate, Fulfill Midwest Stereotypes

I almost don’t even want to post this because the regrettable subculture that Insane Clown Posse hustled into existence is the embodiment of tragic-comedy, and I generally prefer to earn the millions of dollars this site pays me every year. Buzzgrinder is taking the high road this year about the Gathering of the Juggalos by saying these are probably nice young people unwinding for a few days after a few months of hard summer work. Probably.

There’s more video gold below, but I bet you can’t stop staring at that guy’s one visible tooth.

::A Photo Journey Through the 2009 Juggalo Gathering

::Paste’s Top 30 Reasons Why The 2009 Gathering of the Juggalos Infomercial is the Greatest YouTube Clip Ever

12 Responses to “Juggalos Congregate, Fulfill Midwest Stereotypes”

  1. On 08/13/09 11:07 AM, samsisdead said:

    the paste article is great.

    3. (0:33) “If you’ve never been to The Gathering, this is the motherfucking year to go, bitch boy.” This announcer is unbelievable. He berates me, and yet, I want more.

  2. On 08/13/09 11:31 AM, vixendelrio said:

    These people should not be allowed to procreate.

  3. On 08/13/09 11:40 AM, drew said:

    The bit about this on The Best Show on WFMU with Paul F. Tompkins is hilarious.

  4. On 08/13/09 3:39 PM, sean said:

    they are just so precious..

  5. On 08/13/09 4:06 PM, Josh Mock said:

    Here is the bit on the Best Show that Drew is talking about. Classic moment in comedy history.

  6. On 08/13/09 8:28 PM, Shawn Bradley said:

    i really don’t understand how such young people can loose their teeth like that? ya know? i see it sometimes and i just scratch my head. how do you make it from age 20 to say 55-75 without any teeth? i dunno it is a bit of a mind bender for me

  7. On 08/14/09 9:31 AM, Dr. Jones said:

    Crystal meth obviously.

  8. On 08/14/09 12:29 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

    What the good doctor said.

  9. On 08/16/09 7:38 PM, GoGoGadget Supa said:

    “Woot Woot!!”
    ha ha… this is ridiculously hilarious.
    I am happy to have visited buzzgrinder today.

  10. On 08/16/09 11:22 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

    I’m kind of hoping this post will get enough momentum to have it pop up in searches and bring in some juggalos. It’s not a real post until they show up.

  11. On 08/17/09 12:18 AM, David M said:

    True that. They had so much fun in the Faygo topic, so I can’t even imagine what they’ll do here. I didn’t get a chance to watch all of the videos, though, but I watched a minute or two of the first and it was interesting, to say the least. I’m honestly surprised my school never had any juggalos. We had jocks, preps, scene kids (at least we do now, not when I was there), nerds, whatever you want to label kids now…but no juggalos. Kind of bummed, because they seem like such an important staple of nowaday’s society. If only a juggalo had run for president…

  12. On 08/19/09 9:04 AM, Dark Carnival of the Soul: Gathering of the Juggalos 2009 | linkthe.com said:

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