So apparently our friend Kanye West has become a victim of virtual hacking — where his assailant, claiming to be him, said he was up for doing bisexual porn.

YOOOO WHY WON’T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!! I HAD THE TWO GREATEST DAYS OF MY LIFE AND WHEN I GET BACK FROM THE LOUIE SHOW I READ SOME SHIT CLAIMING I SAID I’M DOWN TO DO PORN AND SOME BISEXUAL PORN!!!!
NOW SOMEBODY HAS BEEN HACKING INTO MY MYSPACE AND SOMEBODY’S ACTUALLY HACKED INTO MY PERSONAL GMAIL ACCOUNT AND HAS BEEN EMAILING PEOPLE FROM IT… HEY WORLD I NO LONGER HAVE A GMAIL! I FOUND OUT I HAD TWELVE UNAUTHORIZED SKYPE ACCOUNTS UNDER MY NAME!!! THIS ALL IN THE PAST FOUR DAYS. WELCOME TO KANYE WEST WORLD! …. IT’S NOT OFFICIAL. I JUST GAVE THE PERFORMANCE OF MY LIFETIME FOR OUR NEW PRESIDENT … THEN I FLEW TO PARIS AND THEY DEBUTED MY NEW SHOES THAT I DESIGNED WITH LOUIE VUITTON WHICH WAS A DREAM COME TRUE. PLEASE I BEG YOU, GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME BE GREAT!!! WHO HAVE I HURT SO BAD THAT THEY WANT TO DESTROY ME? WHO HAVE I EVER SPOKE ABOUT SO NEGATIVELY? I JUST WAS SPEAKING WITH OUR NEW PRESIDENT TWO DAYS AGO… AND NOW THIS…. SIDEBAR… NEVER TAKE A PICTURE FROM MY OBAMA PERFORMANCE AND PUT IT NEXT TO A BS QUOTE LIKE THAT! THAT’S IN POOR TASTE! THAT UNDERMINES WHAT MY CONTRIBUTION TO THAT EVENT WAS AND SLAPS EVERYBODY WHO FELT UPLIFTED BY THAT PERFORMANCE IN THE FACE! A PICTURE SAYS A THOUSAND WORDS… LOOK HOW FRESH MY SUIT IS… NUFF SAID!

Caps Lock illicits the fact that he’s angry. Asking for you to let him be great illicits that he’s a douche box.

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6 Responses to “Kanye West Gets Hacked, Wants You To Let Him Be Great”

1. On 01/23/09 11:47 AM, Matt said:

   

   I scream “let me be great” into the first five drown faces I see each morning I leave the house. It prepares the world for how wonderful I can be if it stops fucking with me.

2. On 01/23/09 12:40 PM, matthew said:

   

   douche box! haha!

3. On 01/23/09 1:51 PM, ajatfm said:

   

   I’ve never wanted to punch anything so much in my life

4. On 01/23/09 3:02 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

   

   Get him on some heroin/crack if he hasn’t done so and he could be the next Courtney Love blogger.

5. On 01/23/09 4:00 PM, EricMc said:

   

   Kanye is great. He’s also a total nut job.

6. On 01/23/09 7:40 PM, Howard said:

   

   Kanye, your “contribution” was to sing poorly, try and cover it up with a soon-to-be-overused vocal effect, and rock the first Afro-mullet the world has seen in decades.
   Basically, to be out-performed on every level by the Jonas Brothers.
   Did Bob Dylan ever ask for credibility?

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