Last week news broke that Kanye West was the cover boy on the February issue of Vibe. Since he can’t leave well enough alone, he had to say something stupid.

I DON’T HAVE GREY IN MY BEARD IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M ALL DOWN WITH BEINGS IN MY 30′S BUT DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON’S SHIT!”

He probably hasn’t seen that movie yet, because it doesn’t turn out all that well. Spoiler! Baby Alzheimer’s! But also in said issue, he gives people his new year’s resolutions.

I want the freedom of having less fans. It’s like the freedom of having less money. If you have less money, you have less responsibility. It’s like Björk. If she wanted to pose naked, you’d be like: ‘Oh, that’s Björk.’ But if I wanted to pose naked, people would draw all type of things into it.

Björk already “posed” naked. And male nudity is more for laughing than soliciting God-like status.

I definitely feel like, in the next however many years, if I work out for two months, that I’ll pose naked. I break every rule and mentality of hip-hop, of black culture, of American culture.

I think little-Kanye would look like Snuffleupagus’ nose.

5 Responses to “Kanye West Is Benjamin Button, Wants To Pose Naked And Have Less Fans”

1. On 01/12/09 10:53 AM, Jay DiNitto said:

   

   This is pretty much my response to everything this guy says.

2. On 01/12/09 11:51 AM, Jared said:

   

   In related news…..the less you talk, the less chance you have of saying something completely retarded.

3. On 01/12/09 2:09 PM, rojas said:

   

   Jay,this is my response to everything Kanye says.

4. On 01/12/09 3:36 PM, BUTTHOLE BED -N- BREAKFAST said:

   

   homo

5. On 01/13/09 6:28 AM, Dave said:

   

   I would rather see…I don’t know…Amy Winehouse naked than that man. I would rather see Don Vito naked than Kanye West.

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