February 9, 2009

Morning Buzz: Chris Brown, Rihanna, Kristen Wiig, Armour Hot Dogs

:: What Grammys ceremony would be complete without the arrest of a scheduled performer for beating on an unnamed woman who may or may not be his famous lady that was also scheduled to perform. I’m talking about Chris Brown and Rihanna, in case you were thinking of Ike and Tina Turner circa 1976.

:: Live in Holland? Probably not, or you would be dancing in your wooden boots while eating dissolved fish instead of reading Buzzgrinder. But in case you do, or you are traveling over there in October, some bands have been added to Mario’s Metal Meetingg Festival.

:: I’ve been wondering, what kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs?

:: Kristen Wiig pretended to be Bjork on Weekend Update. I think Blake told me he would take her out on a date at one point. But not anymore. His heart has been reserved for one person only.

:: Random tracks that don’t suck:
Richard Swift – Kisses for the Misses
Wax Fang – Cannibal Summer
Gentlman Auction House – Book of Matches

7 Responses to “Morning Buzz: Chris Brown, Rihanna, Kristen Wiig, Armour Hot Dogs”

  1. On 02/9/09 8:03 AM, Jay DiNitto said:

    I remember the 20/20 or Dateline or whatever story they did on that creepo Bjork stalker that wanted to send her exploding acid through the mail.

    They played a press conference where she spoke and she looked really out of place. I think that’s the most she could ever clean up.

  3. On 02/9/09 9:29 AM, Chris Berseth said:

    I would take Kristen Wiig out on a date if I weren’t married. She is hilarious and also pretty good looking.

  5. On 02/9/09 9:37 AM, don said:

    i needed those tracks that didn’t suck after last night, made my monday morning much better.

  7. On 02/10/09 12:44 AM, Blake Garris said:

    I still love Kristen Wiig too.

  9. On 02/10/09 1:52 AM, ajatfm said:

    i laughed pretty hard at the Kristen Wiig Bjork impression. I thought it was great.
    The Michael Phelps weekend update thing was pretty funny too

  11. On 02/10/09 9:24 AM, TDWP Fan said:

    I heard this same news previously, in a less vulgar way on TDS.NET.

  13. On 02/10/09 8:46 PM, Levi G said:

    Kristen Wiig is phenomenal.

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