Morrissey Doesn’t Like Cussing, Kicks Heckler Out of Show

This is a toughy. Morrissey recently kicked out a fan for saying “fuck you” after Moz made a joke about Hamburgers (i.e. citizens of Hamburg, Germany, the city he was playing) should be called Hamburgists. Why is this tough? Well, if you’re going to tell such a horrible joke, you should be ready for some heckling. So I don’t know who to feel sorry for.

That’s why I’m always read for hecklers when I do my prop comedy at coffee shop open mic nights and for bums on the street. They call me Potato Head, because instead of having long, bright red hair, I have no hair and a lumpy head.

Written by Sean Cannon
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3 Responses to “Morrissey Doesn’t Like Cussing, Kicks Heckler Out of Show”

  1. On 11/20/09 12:47 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

    Careful, Sean. Carrot Top is goofy, but he’s jacked. Have you ever seen his arms?

  2. On 11/20/09 1:22 PM, Sean Cannon said:

    what’s even more bizarre is his face these days. i kinda wonder if he had eyeliner tattooed on his eyelids a la michael jackson — in addition to all the other gruesome work he had done, of course.

  3. On 11/29/09 3:08 PM, Charlotte Fine said:

    That guy should be asked to leave. Same in a shop if you swore at an assistant. Morrissey sounded sexy when he said go fuck yourself! but i didn’t expect someone like Moz to say that though!

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