Oasis Drinks A Lot

I know that all British people were born with iron livers and talk like Dick Van Dyke when he played a chimney sweep in that movie, but the band Oasis should be dead right now of alcohol poisoning, cheerio pip pip. Noel Gallagher writes about their night on the town in his blog that you have to sign up for to see.
Urgh! My head hurts today. Had a bit of a smash-up last night. Where? But an Irish bar of course. Me and Cool Prophet(Gem) were the last ones left at it – again! So I got left with the bar bill – which I’ve just found in my pocket. It reads as follows:
29 pints of Guinness
16 pints of Strongbow
6 pints of Jupiler (whatever the fuck that is!)
4 pints of Heineken
3 Gordon’s gin
5 Sauza Tequila
12 Bacardis
11 Vodka Stolis
14 Jameson whiskey
10 Bushmills Malt
16 bottles of Coke
7 bottles of tonic
4 7-Up…and this is the killer: 1 glass of Port and a packet of Cheese and Onion crisps!!??
All came to a colossal € 708.40. Bargain.
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