April 2, 2009

The Chariot Becoming Hot Sauce Pitchmen, Releasing New Album

Apparently the boys in The Chariot like hot sauce. How do I know? Well, one big hint is an offer on Zambooie bundling the band’s forthcoming album (Wars and Rumors of Wars) with the band’s forthcoming hot sauce (Hot and Rumors of Hot).

In addition, Endeavor Media has released a teaser for the album, out May 5, and the video for Daggers. The video looks pretty killer. But I keep thinking that if I turned the sound off, I could easily confuse it for a Ra Ra Riot or The Mae Shi. Not that I’m complaining. As long as it’s not in a warehouse, it’s cool with me.

25 Responses to “The Chariot Becoming Hot Sauce Pitchmen, Releasing New Album”

  1. On 04/2/09 9:21 AM, Cool dude said:

    Looking forward to the release… Good trailer.

  3. On 04/2/09 9:57 AM, Chris Berseth said:

    Isn’t this kind of ripping off Norma Jean’s “O God the BBQ Sauce”?

  5. On 04/2/09 10:00 AM, Jay DiNitto said:

    OH SHOOT IS THAT AN AT-AT

    DON’T GET SUED BROS!

  7. On 04/2/09 10:20 AM, Kyle said:

    fuck this band.

  9. On 04/2/09 11:40 AM, Danny said:

    Oh, but it was shot in a warehouse! HA

    I dont think we’ll get sued because tts not an AT-AT…its a ET-ET :)

  11. On 04/2/09 12:26 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

    Every Terrain Endeavor Transport?

  13. On 04/2/09 12:29 PM, Jay DiNitto said:

    Also, from Zambooie:

    THE CHARIOT HAVE PERSONALLY HAND-STAMPED, HAND-NUMBERED AND SIGNED 25,000 COPIES OF THEIR UPCOMING ALBUM “WARS AND RUMORS OF WARS.”

    25,000…holy crap.

  15. On 04/2/09 1:30 PM, Sean Cannon said:

    “Every Terrain Endeavor Transport?”

    i like it.

  17. On 04/2/09 4:14 PM, Cool dude said:

    Shut up Kyle!

  19. On 04/2/09 6:00 PM, Adam said:

    This band is absolutely terrible. Music sucks. Members suck.

    I’m officially nominating Josh Scogin for Biggest Douche In The Universe Award. I would nominate that waste of space “KC Wolf” but he’s won the award the past three years and it’s time to let some other people shine.

  21. On 04/2/09 7:10 PM, Kyle said:

    cool dude – okay.

    adam – you’re right.

  23. On 04/2/09 8:44 PM, kyle u said:

    interested to see what the new stuff will sound like

    hate when bands smash equipment though

  25. On 04/3/09 6:03 AM, gary said:

    adam you are spot on

  27. On 04/3/09 7:55 AM, Jay DiNitto said:

    Chariot Hate Makeout Sesh: The Thread

  29. On 04/3/09 9:16 AM, Cool dude said:

    Kyle has terrible taste in music

  31. On 04/3/09 11:44 AM, Kyle said:

    yes i do. it is all made very apparent in this thread. you’ve exposed me.

  33. On 04/3/09 3:27 PM, Cool dude said:

    I know, i defiantly have. I am the king.

  35. On 04/4/09 1:00 AM, snake said:

    Epic fail ever since “Everything is Alive…”

  37. On 04/4/09 5:49 AM, David said:

    Considering Josh is from *SPOILER* Norma Jean originally, it may be considered riding NJ’s nuts, but who cares. It’s hot sauce. And the Chariot. Two moderately cool things.

    I hope I didn’t ruin anyone’s day by revealing that deep dark secret of theirs.

    Oh, and I had a dream the zombie apocalypse will occur in a few years. Just thought I’d give everyone a heads up on that, too. HINT: bird flu.

  39. On 04/4/09 7:45 AM, Jay DiNitto said:

    He might be riding the…..”nuts” of Solid State in order to fulfill his contract he started with NJ.

  41. On 04/4/09 3:23 PM, David said:

    Or he could be riding nuts because he likes nuts?

    No hate here.

  43. On 04/5/09 1:09 AM, ajatfm said:

    deez nuts?

  45. On 04/5/09 10:31 AM, Matt said:

    Riding nuts and selling t-shirts.
    New American dream.

  47. On 04/5/09 3:34 PM, Truth teller said:

    MATT SPEAKS THE TRUTH!

  49. On 04/6/09 7:08 AM, Howard said:

    They should sign with Nitro – the hot sauce connection could be the highlight of their “Behind the Condiments” episode on VH1. So indy.

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